Isaac's Three Laws of Robotics

A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there’s danger all about.

A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.

A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.

HAHAHA. HA. HAHA. Oh, COME ON! That's funny shit!

screw you.

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