Oh 20D let me count the ways...

So I found a camera to fall in love with. It has everything a camera should have and more. Great features, nice body, well placed knobs, removable accessories. There's only one problem: her dad hates me. Oh, I mean, its really expensive. I found this pretty bangin offer on ebay for a whole package with lenses, tripod, cases; the whole thing. And at a good price for what you get too. Its still a lot of money though. Argh! Why are nice things always so costly? Ok, how about you give me some money to help supplement the purchase, and I'll take your portrait? Photograph your soccer game? Be your wedding photographer? *gulp* Boudoir photography? Come on, I'd diein' here!