You guys gotta be freaking kidding me.
"First one blade, then two, then three. Where will it stop? Four." Uh or five. Gillete has opted not to stop the crazy wagon and is going to introduce a five bladed razor. Come on! This is only going to spur the other guys into making a six bladed razor. What they hell are they going to charge for these things? I'm already paying 3 bucks a piece for these little face scrapers. I'm pretty sure SNL did a bit a few years ago about a 100 blade razor. How right they were.
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Hilarious. I've always thought they should market a face-shaped device, like a mask, lined with lots of razors so that you could put your face into it, pull it down a couple centimeters, and then you'd be done shaving! Quick and easy. It would probably have to be custom made.
I know you're currently Boing Boing-less, but they pointed out that the Onion ran an article posing as Gillette where they announced the 5 blader last year. Also SNL did such a skit their first season apparently.
You've got the right idea with the straight razor, cool as hell, no replacements needed... just... well, see, I like a pint I do, and shaving the morning after would probably be the end of me.
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