But we play bad guys, like take uh, The Empire Strikes Back from the Star Wars trilogy. The Death Star - just full of British actors opening doors and going: "Oh, I'm...oh...oh." "What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?" "It's just the rebels, sir. They're here." "My God, man! Do they want tea?" "No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. I don't know what it is but they've brought a flag." "Damn! That's dashed cunning of them! Ah, Lord Vader'" [hollow breath] "Uh...hello?" Because he was only impressive because he had that James Earl Jones voice: [deep voice] "I'm...I am Vader. The force is strong with you." If he had a much more: [high wimpy voice] "'Ello! Look, I'm Lord Vader and just pay a-bloody-ttention alright? Luke, Luke the force is strong with you." "Is it?" "Yeah." "Well who told you that?" "Uh, s-some bloke. Yeah, he said the force is really rather strong with you." "Well how strong?" "Uh, as strong as a small pony." "Oh, that's quite strong, that is." It wouldn't have worked, would it?
wikiquote I don't know if reading Eddie Izzard is as funny if you've never heard it but I get a pretty good chuckle. I'm buying 'Glorious' on iTunes right now. I haven't heard any of it but I'm sure its hilarious.
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