But Honey, I NEED It.

Alright ladies, here it is as promised. This Danish study of the heart benefits of alcohol says that women benefit too. Here's the difference: you only need to have one drink a week to lower heart disease risk 36%. If you drink every day its only lowered 35%, where as the difference for men is 7% for one drink per week and 41% for one drink a day. This kinda sucks cause I really hate having to remember a chore every day, I'd much rather just get the week's worth out of the way in one sitting. You know laundry, pills, dishes, bills, drinking.

For heart health: liquor is quicker women and slower for men