Why Am I Mr Sparkle?

I'd like the phone book for Hokiado, Japan, Please. OK, here you go, a phone book for Hokiado, Japan. Thank you, may I please use your phone? Is it a local call? ...Yes.

Hello, Don’t forget — this weekend, call any phone in Japan for free. It couldn’t be simpler. When we’re not giving away calls for free, Skype is still one of the cheapest ways to call international phones. Take a look at our rates to all countries. Happy calling, The people at Skype

Really? You're advertising that you can call any phone in a remote land from an untraceable number at no cost? I've never really enjoyed making prank calls, but isn't this just asking for it?