I'll Only Board Cleavage-Free Flights.

The Register has an amusing and poignant look at the current ban on flying with liquidish materials. Its pretty silly. On the list of approved items are gel-filled bras, which could be used to smuggle contraband on board. I've got a very simple solution, no dames on my plane. Either that or I get to make sure they're not wearing any explosives in the chestal region before takeoff.

• Terrorists could attack aircraft with gel-filled bras | The Register