Hopped Up On Heels.

Wow, talk about dedication to a stupid idea. I mean, don't get me wrong, ladies look nice in heels, but sometimes they just cause train-wrecks. And apparently they don't feel so good either. Luckily someone's figured out how to inject collagen into the bottom of your feel as a fix for one of the issues. And I thought women had a higher pain tolerance. Turns out they're just not as clever as me. Having a medical procedure instead of buying comfortable shoes just sounds silly.

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