Cheapskate.

Whatever you did for Valentine's Day sucked.  Just check out what you could have done if you really loved her...  For a mere $1,069,000 you get a presidential suite, six course dinner, diamond necklace and earrings, gold cuff links, and black and red Bentley Continental GT.  Now before you go jumping to conclusions about that being a terribly expensive car, it only accounts for $193,000 of the package.  The second course of dinner, that's probably where most of the money is going.

• Autoblog: Boston hotel offers Million dollar Valentine's Day Package.