But My Creepy and Unsafe Pet Monkey Was Different.

Sorry lady, all my monkey sympathy got used up when Ross had to give Marcelle away to a zoo.  (I still think that's code for 'taken out back and shot cause he had rabies')  Go ahead and give the article a read.  I think this is the best thing to happen to the lady; devoting that much of your life to a pet wearing OshKosh B'Gosh isn't healthy, I don't care where you live.  As, for little Armani, well he'd probably be better off in a jungle or something.  But don't worry; all monkeys go to heaven, right?

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