Is There A 4th Of July On Mars?

Sure as shit, there is.
Also, I had a dog named Winston.  Seems like I should continue to name my pets off this chart, if only because its already written out for me.  I am lazy...

Month Naming Conventions	Anglicized Roman + additional arbitrary	Days
1st Month	January	31
2nd Month	February	31
3rd Month	March	31
4th Month	April	30
5th Month	May	31
6th Month	June	30
7th Month	July	31
8th Month	August	31
9th Month	September	30
10th Month	October	31
11th Month	November	30
12th Month	December	31
13th Month	Winston	30
14th Month	Niles	30
15th Month	Rumfoord	30
16th Month	Kazak	30
17th Month	Newport	30
18th Month	Chrono	30
19th Month	Synclastic	31
20th Month	Infundibulum	30
21st Month	Salo	30
22nd Month	Beatrice	30

• The Vonnegut Calendar at a Glance