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  • Tuesday, March 10, 2009
  • Hey, You Suck.

    So I got an email today from the Democratic Party about their plans to respond to Rush Limbaugh. Basically they're taking out an ad that says "you suck".
    Last week, I asked if you had a message you'd like to send Rush Limbaugh. The response was overwhelming. We received tens of thousands of submissions, and we picked the top five:
    • "Americans didn't vote for a Rush to failure"
    • "Hope and change cannot be Rush'd"
    • "Failure is not an option for America's future"
    • "We can fix America, just don't Rush it"
    • "Rush: Say yes to America"
    Now, we're putting it up for a vote. Decide which slogan Rush will see in his home town.

    The slogan with the most votes will be put on a billboard where Rush can't miss it.
    Now, I did not submit an entry, but I'd like to throw out a couple more options that I feel would better express the sentiment we're after.
    • "Rush should be neither seen nor heard."
    • "Hey Rush, shut the fuck up."
    • "Sorry Rush, we'd invite you in but the rotunda isn't big enough to fit your fat head. And we hate you."
    • "Radio is for losers."
    • "We took a vote. Rush, you're off the island."
    • "We're considering legislation to rename this dude 'Douche-bag' Limbaugh."
    How much does a billboard cost anyway?

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    1 Comments:

    At 7:06 AM, Blogger Kirk Shelton said...

    yea, why beat around the bush.

    "Rush Limbaugh is a stupid, fat, lying, drug addict piece of shit and needs to stop talking now"


    i cant help to think that there were a ton of submissions like this. Who's picking the winners?

    pfft.

     

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